The internet chain email massacre
Posted February 7th, 2006 by Murray @ ulblog
Filed under: Murray by Moonlight
Tags: chain email, email, humour
We’ve all received the chain emails warning us about various dangers, from the dreaded effects of aspartame, to hypodermic needles hidden in McDonalds playpits, to killers lurking in the back seats of our cars.
Join me in the ulblog inbox for a funny take on all of that good-intentioned email hysteria…
I’ve seriously lost count, over the years, of how many things I’ve been warned about or encouraged to do by chain email.
Remember the Microsoft Money Giveaway email? The one that promised bucketloads of cash for forwarding the email to as many people as you could, because Microsoft had invented an email tracker and apparently wanted to reward people for filling the Internet with spam? Hands up anyone who knows anyone who received any money from it?
Or the one that said that aspartame, used in artificial sweeteners, was making people rot from the inside out?
Or the one that came with the soundfile that when you played it, could tell you your name, star sign and was able to answer basic questions about geometry? [1]
Amidst receiving all of those emails, did you ever wish you could send one back that described what it would be like if you followed all of that urgent advice?
If you answered, ‘Hell, yes!’, then you’re not alone…

Footnotes:
| 1. | It’s very possible that I made that one up. |
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